Probably one of the dozens of times he went to Epstein’s Caribbean island. I mean, if he isnt a pedophile (apparently), what else would he be doing there?
[serious] when was the last time Donald Trump went swimming, has he ever swam?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
AreaKode@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I was only there for the snorkeling! Everything was very above board. But the kid thing really sullied the whole operation.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Does he look like he swims? Or do any exercise for that matter…
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
He swims in a pool of fat sweats and diaper leavings every day.
sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I could never envy that person
jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
That’s so weird, I was just having that conversation with my SO. We’re convinced water is his nemesis. He’s like the aliens in Signs.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wish he’d try it and drown.
fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He drowns in his own BS every day.
swordgeek@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Why do you ask?
sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Why 'bout you answer 😬
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cue Scrooge McDuck diving into a pool of coins.
sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
ITS NOT A LIQUID!!!
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
He should absolutely try it anyway. Maybe after the Fed mints those coins with his face on it. Just give him a room full and let him dive in head first.
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
I can easily imagine a pool by that mini palace in Florida.
db2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The pool would turn brown within moments. They’re probably all “out of order” when he’s around.
porksnort@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
It would look like the aftermath of a Nestea plunge.
(An old tv commercial reference)
Eewww