My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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• dingus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Always mesmerizing when a human goes full on thumb form.

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  • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Boy, do I have a movie for you.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is it Thumb Wars?

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  • JaymesRS@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I always get a lot of impressed looks when I pull out a severed hand that I use to hold the rail while I hold on to the wrist upper arm. I can tell they’re all jealous.

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lol what is this a reference to

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I felt like all of my various appendages retracted into my body all at once.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gotta lick it clean first. Your fellow passengers will be speechless with respect and admiration for your good riding etiquette.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’ve missed your calling as an author of horror novels.

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• JaymesRS@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you had the choice, would you rather the railing be greasy or exceptionally sticky?

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  • Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When you’re around a bunch of kids sometimes you get to experience both at the same time.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The having my eyeballs directly coughed on in the middle of listening to a rambling narrative is probably what startled me most about kids, but I do love all the kids in my family regardless.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s a hard choice, but I think sticky is less concerning based on my limited understanding of the nature of various body fluids.

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• nagaram@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bus gloves to go with my bus pants

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  • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  how does one achieve this physique

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    By riding the bus with a reckless disregard for situational awareness apparently.

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• WagnasT@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some of the subway cars in my town still have carpet seats. I shall remain standing.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s somehow worse than a carpeted bathroom.

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• gigachad@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As I am 1,85 cm, I always try to grab a bar as high as possible, so it just hurts only a little bit to hold it. I have grease free handles most of the time!

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the lesson that I have learned today and in the hardest of ways.

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