Ah yes, as an average people my favorite hobby is… checks hands …Job.
Hobbies
Submitted 3 weeks ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
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Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Zulu@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You know it! Rich people love working their three jobs to make yacht ends meet. Always working and never getting a vacation, just so busy! If they lost one of their jobs, they’d be SO bored. Theyd have to find another hobby job!
Carmakazi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Should just black bar all the words on the bottom and write “pedophilia” over them.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Average People Hobbies: Culture War
Rich People Hobbies: Class War
tourist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
gym
taking grey market steroids and lecturing visibly more athletic gym members on form and technique
Knowledge
believing hallucinations from chatgpt and buying meme cryptocurrency
investing in mentors
buying a $1000 online course that teaches basic repackaged self-help
business
stealing the surplus labour value of workers
halvar@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
guys wtf this is literally what a shitpost is
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
That thinking is what turned Reddit’s shitposting into dog whistle central.
halvar@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
Don’t tell me someone became a nazi because they saw that having a fucking job is a poor person’s way of thinking. By this logic we should ban parody, which this post obviously is. But if this really was the case I would much rather ban stupid people from the internet who think they should take their moral values from posts like these.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
This smells like Fb post from 2018, posted by people who barely there while working as an MLM agent.
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 3 weeks ago
I like how Lemmy just shows you these cringe, downvoted to the ground post to laugh at the dude who posted it.
pewpew@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
You forgot golf
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
This should have been posted to the rage bait community instead
QueenOfSquiggles@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I misread one as “invest in minors”
Might be more accurate lol
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You forgot drugs and alcohol
basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
In response to everybody’s suggestions in the comments:Image