Make sure to toss with olive oil after.

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• Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It costs nothing to never put these words together that way though

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Good morning you’re welcome have a splendid day.

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    • Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      😭

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• 4am@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What a terrible day to be literate

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Good morning I hope you have the best day and a plate of spaghetti for dinner.

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  • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We need something opposite of the Hank/Bobby Hill meme.

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• LemmyFeed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can I go back to the time before I read this?

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  • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    no but we can track down their location and denazify the area

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• DarkenLM@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well that's one way to start the day. This deserves a drink! Now where did I put the bleach?.

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• Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is wrong. The singular of spaghetti is spagheto, not noodle.

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  • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    His noodly appendages are all equal and valid

    R’amen

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  • Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think like testes, spaghettis should never exist alone

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  🤌

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• blackluster117@possumpat.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Who would’ve thought I’d get my full internet dosage so quickly today. Gonna go stick my head in the oven now.

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• Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This sentence is in the library of Babel.

  And now here.

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• DeveloperKai@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m gonna go drink some vodquila to forget this…and maybe everything else while I’m at it…

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Good afternoon enjoy your day.

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• underKap@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The good part is that u dont need to add salt

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Think of the time saving

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• DagonPie@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why did i save this

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Because Grandma never cooked them right, duh.

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• Psaldorn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I felt this in my bladder

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  • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I feel it in my spleen

    The Cringe is all around me
    And so the horror grows

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I peed a little.

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• jwagner7813@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What are the odds I see this shit right after having a stent put in…

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  • Rouxibeau@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    50/50. You either see it or you don’t.

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    • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t understand why schools make statistics seem so complicated

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  • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Easier to put the noodle in.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Omigod I’m so sorry.

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    • jwagner7813@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I appreciate it. I’m better now but I found it kind of comical lol

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• dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  sounds al dente!

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• Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Spaghetti a la kidney stone dust

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