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Any ideas as to what this is all about?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/110b509b-39ff-4586-b995-d3e296defdc5.png

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  • slingstone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m sure if this person holds this item high over their head and looks intently up into the hole, the truth will come out and they’ll absolutely find out what it’s about.

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  • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s a homemade fallus cleaner, you smear it with soap from insidr and it cleans your dick very well. If you ever see your husband using it, it’s a good sign - it means he’s very hygienic.

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  • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fuckin rookie mistake, leaving the evidence

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    • plyth@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s a crie for help. He had removed the evidence for years.

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  • Sonor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Bless the maker, and the coming and going of his

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    • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Shit man. I laughed out loud and my mom is right over there. ->

      I had to make something up about what I was laughing at.

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      • JustRalph@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Your mom’s heard worse.

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      • Sonor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Another satisfied customer:D

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  • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s his remedy to your constant “headaches,” Karen.

    (Stereotypes galore, I know, but they don’t seem like the most functional couple.)

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I will never understand why the person with “not now I have a headache” is some how offended when the guy says, “fine - I’ll just rub one out”

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I hope someone told her to reach inside to check for trasure

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  • CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can smell the cocoa butter through this picture

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  • Eddbopkins@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    how else are you supposed to apply moisturizer to your dick? geez not just your hands need to be soft people liek to have soft feel and dicks to geez.

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  • tomiant@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s a bottle of vaseline. What’s the weird-out?

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    • tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh, good, I thought it was a bottle of shower gel was horrified

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