Now that's impressive

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• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot”.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    LOL. Your comment reminded me that I have always wanted to experience getting a blow job in a parking garage. Not a flat surface parking area, but a multi story one where it’s easier to hide.

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    • dufkm@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not specific enough, please add more details.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Three one-pump-chumps, eh?”

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So someone got sloppy thirds

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lilian Parker…is that you?

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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “On average they lasted 6 minutes and 40 seconds. I can do better than that.”

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• troed@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How the fuck did the current generations go wrong in thinking lack of competence is attractive in a partner.

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  • sykaster@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How did you get that from the meme?

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The joke is that it’s implied that she did it in the 20 minutes he was late, not that 20 minutes are to little to impress her

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, I wouldn’t date a guy who mismanages his time like that either

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    • theUwUhugger@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Things happen? If he continuously updated her what else could he else done? Would you have the same issue if she would be late?

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  • oneser@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because the Roman Catholic church and various other such religious cults decided it so.

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