“Three one-pump-chumps, eh?”
Now that's impressive
Submitted 3 days ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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sundray@lemmus.org 3 days ago
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 days ago
So someone got sloppy thirds
cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 days ago
Lilian Parker…is that you?
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 days ago
“On average they lasted 6 minutes and 40 seconds. I can do better than that.”
troed@fedia.io 3 days ago
How the fuck did the current generations go wrong in thinking lack of competence is attractive in a partner.
sykaster@feddit.nl 3 days ago
How did you get that from the meme?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
The joke is that it’s implied that she did it in the 20 minutes he was late, not that 20 minutes are to little to impress her
python@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Yeah, I wouldn’t date a guy who mismanages his time like that either
theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Things happen? If he continuously updated her what else could he else done? Would you have the same issue if she would be late?
oneser@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Because the Roman Catholic church and various other such religious cults decided it so.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 3 days ago
“Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot”.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 days ago
LOL. Your comment reminded me that I have always wanted to experience getting a blow job in a parking garage. Not a flat surface parking area, but a multi story one where it’s easier to hide.
dufkm@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Not specific enough, please add more details.