I took this advice while visiting a friend interstate.
I catastrophically shat myself.
Submitted 21 hours ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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I took this advice while visiting a friend interstate.
I catastrophically shat myself.
Its hard to tell the difference between a fart and a shart
Wait until you’re done, the gas pressure increases the flow rate.
Why tf would you be embarrassed? As long as you’re not pissing and farting in public?
Public toilets are still a thing, for now.
thanks my man ✊😔 I really needed this today
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 20 hours ago
I hate this saying. Have you never encountered just rain?
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I know!
I love Fleetwood Mac but this line always grinds my gears.
No, it thunders without raining fairly frequently! It usually goes together, but not always.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 20 hours ago
You need to fart more
Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 hours ago
I’m already basically an Evenrude.
frog@feddit.uk 20 hours ago
“Lightning without thunder” would make more sense.