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HR people smiling at you thinking that you are a complete moron

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Draegur@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “oh I’m sorry, I had to leave early. Something’s come up. You’ll receive FMLA paperwork soon; I’m afraid I have to invoke mandatory legally protected family medical leave. See you in at least 90 days”

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Since its clear you are a bad worker leave off a few important task. They can chalk it up later to themselves as proof they made the right decision when those tasks fall through the cracks.

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    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      All important tasks. Let them figure it out

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  • IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Omg!

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  • Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That HR lady is totally breedable.

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    • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m usually quite a big fan of not having any prjunddices against people just because they are part of a certain group, gender etc. But please just shut the fuck up. Why do some people (often enough men) simply have to think with their dick and be disgusting human beings?

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      • Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This planet works on chaos and sex.

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      • AHamSandwich@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s being gross about it and referring to her like livestock that bothers me. Breedable. Yuck.

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      • kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’d rather these cretins point themselves out so I know who not to help if they’re on fire.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sometimes you can even see it through the telephone

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sending Anne Hathaway to fire me? I’ll accept that.

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    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      She looks odd to me. Ever since I saw the video to Black Hole Sun…

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