Why does the controller look like one of those waist only mannequins showing off some funky new underwear?
Microsoft Next Console Coming 2028
Submitted 2 days ago by heimy@lemm.ee to games@lemmy.world
https://www.gamescensor.com/2023/09/microsoft-next-console-coming-2028.html
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 days ago
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Xbox 720 real 2028??
sebinspace@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Simpler times…
MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 1 day ago
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯2008roblox
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Fuck microshit for their predatory pushing of game pass and not being able to own games. I would never buy an xbox and hope others don’t fall for it as well.
TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 2 days ago
People also seem to genuinely believe MS won’t just massively inflate prices once they’ve cornered the market lmao
The current gamepass pricing is unsustainable. There’s a reason why MS refuses to say how much money they make from it (if any) and they lump it in with other stuff in their financials.
Centillionaire@kbin.social 2 days ago
Game Pass is awesome. Back when I was a kid, you rented a game for a weekend and it cost you like $8. Now for around that price you rent a hundred games for a month.
Game Pass is just streaming for video games. It works and lets me try out so many games that I would never have spend money on, but ended up liking a lot of them.
Pantoffel@feddit.de 2 days ago
I can totally relate. Paying 30-100€ per game is something for rich people or something I’d to once or max twice a year on very carefully selected games, hoping these games are worth it. With Game Pass I spent 120€ a year to access a wide range of games.
Once I played through or once version 2 of a game comes out, I’m not likely to play it ever again.
Also I have phases where I play a lot and phases where I do not play at all. I can simply discontinue Game Pass in these cases.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Yeah, I get that gamepass is a good way to play games but the thing is when this is if I really like the game and want to purchase it, I can’t. They won’t ever sell me the game files, they’ll only give me the key to rent it out and can revoke that whenever they want.
DesolateMood@lemm.ee 2 days ago
What do you mean by not being able to own games?
TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I didn’t say people wouldn’t be able to buy any games. Please don’t strawman.
What I said was that plenty of people won’t own games (due to gamepass being sold cheaply initially), then when MS massively jacks up prices, people will have to choose between swallowing that and buying all their games again at whatever the retail price is. It’s a trap designed to extort people in the long run.
The other thing I said was that some games will be exclusive. Seems pretty likely to happen. MS have already taken the first steps towards this.
newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The Xbox Series One X/S
jordanlund@lemmy.one 2 days ago
Makes sense:
Xbox - 2001
Xbox 360 - 2005
Xbox One - 2013
Xbox One S - 2016
Xbox One X - 2017
Xbox Series S|X - 20204 years, 8 years, 3 years, 1 year, 3 years.
2028 would be on the long side but not unheard of. The reason for the big gap between 2005 and 2013 was the 2008 economic crisis.
2020 was the covid/supply chain crisis.
Kittengineer@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Seeing it altogether- the naming is really quite ridiculous.
Maven@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Microsoft is one of the worst companies at naming things. Only second to how Sony names their headphones.
technologicalcaveman@kbin.social 2 days ago
I never was an xbox guy, so talking about them is confusing because of the naming scheme. They lost me after the 360.
runjun@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Xbox - 2001
Xbox 360 - 2005
Xbox One - 2013
Xbox One S - 2016
Xbox One X - 2017
Xbox Series S|X - 2020Though, seeing it laid out like this makes it look like the S|X(6) was intentional. But clearly that’s too much credit for whoever is constantly day drunk while naming.
dandroid@dandroid.app 2 days ago
Wasn’t the One S just a refresh of the One? I wouldn’t count that, tbh. I think it just had a 4K Blu Ray player and a new case. Like, I wouldn’t call the Xbox 360 Slim a new Xbox, even though it had a new case.
jordanlund@lemmy.one 2 days ago
One evolution went like this:
At launch, it came with Kinect and 10% of system resources were reserved for Kinect processing, even on games that didn’t support Kinect. That resulted in lower framerates and resolution than equivalent PS4 games.
Then Microsoft, wisely, removed the Kinect requirement and released a Kinect-free version of the one. With that extra performance boost, the One gained parity with the PS4.
Sony announced the PS4 Pro for 2016, but while it had more power than the stock PS4, it lacked a 4K Blu Ray drive.
Seeing the opportunity, Microsoft added a 4K drive to the Xbox One and launched the Xbox One S one month ahead of the PS4 Pro.
They also pre-emptively announced the Xbox One X which would be the powerhouse machine of the generation with 4K gaming and 4K physical media.
The idea being that hopefully people would choose the One S over the Pro due to the 4K drive, or would at least wait on buying anything until the One X dropped a year later.
Last generation was really weird as to one company having both the weakest and strongest hardware in the same generation.
Xbox One W/ Kinect
PS4 / Xbox One No Kinect
Xbox One S (same hardware + 4K Blu Ray)
PS4 Pro (stronger hardware, no 4K Blu Ray)
Xbox One X (strongest hardware + 4K Blu Ray)
w2tpmf@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Why are you counting the One S annd One X as new releases, but not counting the refresh of the 360 that came out (2010)?
jordanlund@lemmy.one 2 days ago
Because the 360 refresh was functionally the same, both the One S and One X added new functionality (4K Blu Ray, 4K Gaming).
McBinary@kbin.social 2 days ago
I think I would be okay with 8-10 year iterations. 3-4 years is a ridiculous money grab. I haven't owned an XBOX since the 360 though, so...
phillaholic@lemm.ee 2 days ago
If Sony does what they did with the PS4, they’ll release a PS5 Pro next year and a PS6 in 2028. Pretty easy to follow at least.
jordanlund@lemmy.one 2 days ago
Historic generations were about 5 years…
The big problem with the Xbox One was that it was underpowered because of the Kinect requirement, so they ditched Kinect then rebranded as the Xbox One S, throwing in a 4K Blu Ray player.
Still wasn’t enough, so the One X had full 4K capabilities.
If they had launched with the One X things would have looked a lot different.
fugacity@kbin.social 2 days ago
I don't know if I would see it as a pure money grab. Pretty sure game consoles, just like inkjet printers and the like are sold with zero or near zero profit (or even at a loss). The benefit the console manufacturer gains from the platform lock-in far outweighs whatever greed they might have trying to reap gains from the hardware. 10 year old hardware is roughly 30x slower in FLOPs, so we might be looking at a desire for better games or easier software development - I for sure would not envy the developer needing to target 10 year old hardware, though it's not exactly unheard of.
dangblingus@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Maybe they should sell some Xbox Series Xs first before thinking about next next gen.
Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
This controller looks like a bikini top
ProvableGecko@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I know it vibrates but you should know your controller is not for fucking.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Rez PS2
Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
I hear some horny teens have tried to use switch joycons for that because of how small and thin they are
Hazdaz@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I remember when the current generation of consoles came out (Series X/S and PS5) that both MS and Sony and all the various gaming magazines were claiming that they would be the last hardware consoles ever. Uh huh.
LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Maybe they realised cloud gaming is shite. Yeh for some it suits but look up the abandoned cloud gaming projects.
Hazdaz@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Probably. But I still find it funny how they were pushing so hard into making people believe there would be no more hardware generations.
Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Yeah, discs are still a thing for Xbox and PS5, steam decks just download these really big folders for each game’s files to storage like our PCs do and the Switch has its tiny cartridges you keep in a little box in your carrying case like previous nintendo handhelds.
rosa666parks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Finally, Xbox 720
Mandy@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
bet my ovaries its just gonna be stadia 2.0 at this point with their gamepass garbage
FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world 2 days ago
They already cancelled the streaming box they were making (Project Keystone). And they aren’t the only ones making streaming services for gaming.
Voytrekk@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Why would they need to release a new console for game streaming? The advantage is that it can run on anything. It would also guarantee that Sony wins that generation before it even begins.
Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Why does that look like a miniskirt from behind, with the X conspicuously centered?
Stovetop@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Thumbnail working as designed to grab attention.
FireTower@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Probably ai
gothicdecadence@lemm.ee 1 day ago
corgi butt