Eh just say you’ve been having digestive issues and don’t want to check if they are completely over yet.
And NO lube!?!
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Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This isn’t the Wizard Popes first Sleepover Dildo Rodeo™
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
You don’t need to be gay to enjoy a prostate massage.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
this is when you offer the services of your own dick by saying, “I know, it’s gross but I’d be willing to help my gals out with some dick!”
then everyone falls into the bed together and the camera pans down to their feet while the bed starts squeaking.
the scene cuts to black and fades into the next day where your corpse is laying lifelessly on the bed because you broke the first rule about sleepovers. you never bring dick to a sleepover.
burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Easy if you’re a top
magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Do straight dudes think this happens? Or just the ones who still have to attend homeroom five days a week?
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
We don’t think it happens in real life, but like to pretend sometimes.
slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
The ones who believe in circle jerks.
magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I refuse to believe circle jerks aren’t several times more common than slumber party dildo sharing.
rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
LOL, I want to know more about what is going down in homeroom.
Donjuanme@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Implication being only a high schooler would think these things.