And NO lube!?!

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• magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Do straight dudes think this happens? Or just the ones who still have to attend homeroom five days a week?

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We don’t think it happens in real life, but like to pretend sometimes.

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The ones who believe in circle jerks.

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    • magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I refuse to believe circle jerks aren’t several times more common than slumber party dildo sharing.

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  • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    LOL, I want to know more about what is going down in homeroom.

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    • Donjuanme@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Implication being only a high schooler would think these things.

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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Eh just say you’ve been having digestive issues and don’t want to check if they are completely over yet.

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  • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This isn’t the Wizard Popes first Sleepover Dildo Rodeo™

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You don’t need to be gay to enjoy a prostate massage.

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  this is when you offer the services of your own dick by saying, “I know, it’s gross but I’d be willing to help my gals out with some dick!”

  then everyone falls into the bed together and the camera pans down to their feet while the bed starts squeaking.

  the scene cuts to black and fades into the next day where your corpse is laying lifelessly on the bed because you broke the first rule about sleepovers. you never bring dick to a sleepover.

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• burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Easy if you’re a top

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