OH GREAT POSEIDON

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• Memetic@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Might want to get that looked at.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sigh, unzips…

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The European mind cannot comprehend this.

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  • spacesailor@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where do you have to live to have toilets with such a high water level?

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      U.S.A. Land of the free water.

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• sixtoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did you know that if you don’t want to dip your nuts in poop water you can just not have balls? You can just not have balls if you want.

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like them though. They’re fun to scratch and to put in hot dudes mouths

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nuts hitting the water isn’t the real problem. The snake doesn’t enjoy that bath.

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• ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why would you use a malfunctioning toilet?

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• tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  More important:

  Do they sink or float?

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The problem isn’t the balls dipping into the water

  It’s your dick getting stuck in the pipes.

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dot dweeeee dot dot dot dweee doooowwww…

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• axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Poo water bouncing up is worse

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  • Halosheep@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If it hits the backside it’s like a gravity induced bidet dose.

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• ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Never had that but I have accidentally dipped the tip, so I’ve got that going for me.

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