So let’s see… Shitting white means a lack of bile, pissing red means you have something wrong with the urinary tract or kidneys, and bleeding blue means you’re a hermit crab.
Should I get a second opinion
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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almost1337@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Hey, at least you’re nobility. ä
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Hooray for the red, yellow, and brown!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
more like black, orange, and green right?
right?
Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Man Czeks are weird
Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
… I don’t think there’s any combination of those that are good. Best option still has you shitting blue.
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
When someone bangs a member of the blue man group do you think they’re disappointed when his jizz isn’t blue?
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
You are what you eat, pal!
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