this thing fucking sucks

Comments

• Zozano@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Uhhmmm technically, it doesn’t suck, just whatever goes past the event horizon falls into it.”

  source

  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It just exists. It’s not its fault it distorts spacetime around it until it becomes one of those coin donation funnels at the mall.

    source
  • Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Since spacetime is compressing to a single point, is it really “falling”, or just being zipdrived?

    source
  • KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There would likely be some extreme vortexes especially in the accretion disk. The pressure differences would absolutely create a suction effect.

    It’s all probably as negligible as legs on a cow to astrophysicists but I would reckon on its own (without the umpteen solar masses of gravity distorting your results), at human scale I would estimate that it “fucking sucks”.

    Pure speculation on my part.

    source
• kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Meh, it’s 0K.

  source
• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do black holes have a temperature, or is time just so dilated that it appears to have no temperature from our perspective?

  Is temperature a function of time??

  source

  • erie09@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Temperature is movement. So, yes

    source
  • bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thermodynamics

    source
• Una@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My body temperature is -273,15K I am cooler 😎😎

  source

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If your body temp is any negative number of Kelvin, your existence is theoretical at best, potentially moving backwards through time, or instantly causing a chain reaction that would obliterate the fabric of reality, at worst.

    source
  • zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Negative temperatures are actually hotter than all positive temperatures, you’re experiencing population inversion

    source

    • railwhale@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Integer float underflow

      source
  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In that case, ypi would be the coolest of all

    source
• this@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It doesn’t suck, its just dense.

  source

  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Same

    source
• pigup@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

  source
• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

  source

  • lauha@lemmy.one ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Technically it is wrong, since there is no flow of matter in to the black hole due to pressure difference going on, i.e. sucking.

    source
  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not correct. There is no vacuum. Just falling.

    source