I noticed women looking right past me when I’m wearing glasses, and jizzing their pants when I am not wearing them
Anon considers LASIK
Submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Timoruz@lemm.ee 2 months ago
That’s a really weird vision problem.
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Wasn’t considering lasik, and now never will after watching final destination 5 (if you know what I’m talking about)
And I didn’t even watch the actual scene, I had to cover my eyes and skip forward and even the hearing the dialogue before and after made me feel like… Ewwww I hated it.
Idk why I even watched these movies, I should’ve just read the wiki and noped out.
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Worth it!
Pnut@lemm.ee 2 months ago
My cousin had his done for like $3000 several years ago. No issues. He actually has surprisingly good vision.
verdigris@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Okay do this for driving a car.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I have a one mile commute, but may or may not have to drive random directions and distances for errands at a moment’s notice. It’s hard planning which days I could bike for minimum fuel use reductions.
capnminus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
you shouldn’t - go with ICL
AquaTofana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Also an ICL recipient here! Little under a year ago! I’ve been LOVING not having glasses!
This surgery is SO fucking quick, like, I was in an out from start to finish in like ~20 mins, and I had zero pain afterwards.
While you were in the procedure did it look like you were looking through a kaleidoscope too? Because thats the only way I can think to describe that shit. It was trippy.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I dunno, after having family get it done, I’m not scared of it, but I’m also not going to get it done until I’m a bit older, and only if it gets covered by Medicaid or something.
Even then, I’d still need glasses what with presbyopia, but at least I could do without for normal vision and only need reading glasses.
Assuming it went well.
But, everyone I know that’s had it ends up needing glasses around the 15 year mark. I wouldn’t even be 70 at that point, and I have no fucking desire to go back to glasses at that age.
So I doubt I’ll ever get it done.
Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
moskowitz-eye.com/…/lasik-safety-whistlin-diesel (The original video got taken down)
I’m not going to dissuade people from doing lasik, in theory 99% of candidates should not have any issues. Personally the complications of a failed surgery are a little too scary for me.
The other problem is that not every clinic is a morally good one. They might try to upsell lasik on a not so good candidate, and that risk is not a risk I’m willing to take.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ITT pussies who don’t want to pop xannies and see the pretty light show