Speed up
Realistically
Submitted 3 days ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Pnut@lemm.ee 3 days ago
This is what the “overdrive” button on the shifter column is for.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Oh, hey, it’s Pseudotsuga menziesii.
Apeman42@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Hey, it’s Enrico Pallazzo!
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Simple. Seen this a thousand times.
Freeze frame - cue narrator
“I bet you’re wondering how I ended up here…”
Then I fuckin bail before the freeze frame is over.
Roll credits.
It’s obvious you all haven’t taken American media seriously, and it’s sad. The great story tellers of our time have spent countless hours and mountains of money to teach you lessons from the annals of history and it consistently falls on deaf ears to the inevitable demise of civilization.
One day people will tell tales of the great visionaries such as James Wong, true prophets of times long past who spent their lives and vast borrowed fortunes attempting to warn the masses of future catastrophes as foretold by the wise and all knowing producers, the forgotten gods of our times, who sacrificed their own lives and hard earned connections, in a fruitless attempt to spare future generations from the predicted inevitable rise of death itself, using math to systematically destroy us one by one.
If only we had paid attention and not been distracted by the irresistible whores of Hollywood who tempted us with dreams of superheroes and anthropomorphic stones assuming the the roles of so called “actors”, posing as “action heroes” we might leave a better legacy for the future generations of content consumers who will surely mock us for our ignorance as they smash that like button.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Press f9
And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
Swerve right with medium braking. Depending on the logs either swerve back in, or more likely crash into the guardrail as slow as possible, any oole/structure could take a lifesaving hit before you do.
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Thank God it’s finally over
pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 3 days ago
I actually had this thought once. Long time ago I was in this industrial workplace accident (don’t wear loose fitting clothes near huge spinning things) and to cut to the chase I ended up on the floor bleeding and I’m guessing the shock made it so that I couldn’t breathe for around a minute. I can hold my breath for a minute, no problem, but in the moment when you don’t know what is happening and you can’t breathe and there’s no way to just start breathing, that minute felt very very long. I remember thinking “well, this is it, I will die now, but… I guess it’s for the best.”
Turns out I had been depressed for a while, and needed some change in my life.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 days ago
I thought there was a giant log rolling toward the lorry.
Alloi@lemmy.world 3 days ago
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Duck, piefucker!
Zenith@lemm.ee 1 day ago
The logs don’t actually tend to fly out and backwards, they fall off to the sides, the best option is to give them plenty of space and be ready to steer to the side not dumping logs. If you’re unfortunate enough that one managed to catch air enough to be sent back but not enough to change it from horizontal to more vertical the universe has already decided what you’re doing, dying