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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “This man touched my penis!”

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I see you know your ninjitsu well!

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  • N0t_5ure@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Interestingly, tortoises have a prehensile penis that they can control like an elephant controls it’s trunk.

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    • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So its penis can handle peanuts?

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Incidentally, so do elephants!

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “This is democracy manifest!”

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Get your hands off my shell!

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• axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Succulent Chinese meal guy is still known?

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He’s a hero 'round these parts

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• solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  those tortoises are heavier than they look. or those dudes are really weak.

  is it not risky to hang the entire weight from its top shell, since that doesn’t happen in nature?

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’re pretty heavy, but more important is how you’d have to carry them by yourself. Uncomfortable and awkward for the human and tortoise.

    I’ve hefted similar sized snapping turtles before. They’re definitely not too heavy, though it isn’t exactly picking up an empty box either. But if you try to carry them by yourself, you’ve got their shell or their belly against you or you’re kind of waddling along while you hold them by the sides.

    One of those in the picture isn’t as dangerous as a snapping turtle, but they can still bite hard. So a two man carry is safer for the people as well as the critter.

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  • Baguette@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tortoises can get pretty heavy, I’ve heard of 200lbs before. I’m sure they can get even heavier depending on species

    Also yea I’ve never really seen someone hold a tortoise like this, usually they grab the bottom kinda like lifting a box.

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