Not the one holding the record for longest cave hide and seek

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Didn’t know that Jesus was 4’6" …

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    His sandals had inserts

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    People were shorter in the past, I don’t make the rules

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• kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You’re a bit late for Easter posting.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No, no this one is about beans

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• WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Saddam Hussein should take note.

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• Morganza@lemmynsfw.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bro is 4’6"

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  • FrChazzz@lemm.ee ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Read somewhere back in the day that Jesus was probably around 4’10” because that was about the average height of people then.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was just posting about this dream I had where the stone was made out of cheese and we had to eat it for Jesus to come back, but we didn’t

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• Karjalan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sadam is risen

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Holy shit, imagine if Saddam became the Christ?

    Maybe we’re not on the worst timeline after all

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  yeaaaassss

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• mhague@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I think there’s a couple Japanese soldiers that have hidden for longer.

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wait…do people think Jesus was only like 4’6" tall?

  Like…that’s your lord and savior? Barely taller than an average American 9 year old child?

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