Jetpack

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• inbeesee@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m the jetpack, not her

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• cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I advocate separate duvets. My wife won’t agree.

  The romantics never said anything about the farts on thighs and I did not consent to being in anyone else’s Dutch oven.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My husband and I have separate blankets. Allows for better temperature regulation (he runs way hotter than me), and we never fight over the blanket.

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  • veroxii@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We were traveling in Austria last year and this is apparently the norm there. Every hotel had separate “single” duvets on each half of the bed.

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    • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m from there and didn’t know this wasn’t a global thing haha. Partner and I have two blankets but usually fall asleep under the same one. If someone gets too hot they just take the other blanket.

      It’s crazy to me that a hotel would only provide one duvet, never seen that. What if you’re travelling with a friend and the line is just between sharing a bed and sharing a blanket?

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• toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  but she had an actual big spoon, and she cupped it, and now here i am in a double-dutch oven

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• Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is it wrong i like being the little spoon?

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nope, nothing wrong with that!

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  • Machinist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Middle spoon is best spoon. Most dyads will never know this joy.

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Eat more beans plz

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  c/trashywholesome

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  • MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Doesn’t exist :(

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just as long as her farts stay farts.

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