Submitted 3 weeks ago by sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al to technology@beehaw.org
I appreciate improvements, but I don’t think this will solve the problem of pee shooting out in random directions (occasionally vertically down) before setting on a gentle spray in all directions at once. It’s not even like we’re free-handed firehosing the stream or anything - even carefully aimed, it can decide to just fuck off to the right for no damn reason.
Anyway, all this to say the floors will still be sticky, but hopefully less so.
Do you not pull back the hood before unleashing the flow?
mfers just open their zipper and start pissing, being dumbfounded at how this results in them pissing their pants
If you’re asking if I sound before pissing, no. If you’re asking if I go out of my way to piss on myself, also no.
Don’t claim your piss shoots out like a laser pointer. Nobody will believe you lol.
Nautilus was torture-tested with poor aim scenarios, erratic flow rates, and simulated misfires
reducing splashback by a staggering 98%
Seems like they did this properly, and while it’s not perfect it handles sprinkler mode pretty well
Sprinkler mode, I love it.
Hmmm that’s almost exclusively an after-ejaculation thing for mont dudes
Spread your hole a little bit before letting it rip. It’s because it’s blocked either because you’ve been sweaty, you nasty or you jacked off and it dried on the tip.
It also tends to spray under low pressure, which is unfortunately both at the start and end. Mid-piss, it’s generally fine from my experience.
one of these but shaped like a human head mid blowjob
I was really hoping the “live stream” would be just pee streaming into the urinal.
They should’ve consulted larry david
This isn’t new? I’ve seen splash less and no water, or both for years now.
Yep, seen those for a while now
Do they suck last droplets before peen meets the pants?
lattrommi@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
they are seriously underestimating my capabilities, as well as the efficacy of my laundromat and determination of the drunken hobos who live there.
They measure the angular degree of the appliance but I’ll wager a testicle they still have not tackled the more critical issue of the degree in temperature of cold porcelain. As I’m sure most men living anywhere with a latitude bigger than 45° can relate, there is nothing worse than having to chip onesself free on a cold night in the dead of winter.
realitista@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Wait a sec, are you telling me your pee stream froze and you got stuck to the urinal!?!?
sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Dude writes so bscure he could sell me a cult