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OK now you know why there will never be a Second Comming
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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fargeol@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Now that is definite proof that jesus is sending you a special message. Please build a small altar in your apt or house and place this sacred potato chip on it. Whenever you are stressed you can ask for Jesus’ help. Just to mix things up some days you should consult the magic 8 ball
lath@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And trees. You forgot the trees.
OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Why is Jesus white
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Polyjuice
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Because white Europeans wouldn’t follow an olive skinned, middle eastern Jew into a supermarket let alone into the gates of heaven…
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
At this point it’s like a text message you’ve ignored for too long. It’s just going to be awkward when he shows up.
Karl@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
This is your third Jesus post today lol.
rumba@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
It must have been incredibly rough for a white-skinned guy to make it in the Middle East 2000 years ago.
/s
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Do you realize that very few people understand your comment which is exactly correct. They think jesus if he existed looked like a white guy from Montana.
rumba@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Sometimes you have to fiddle with that antenna a little bit to make sure the reception is as good as you want it to be.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Probably saw him as a freak and made it easier to crucify him
Imagine a country full of brown skinned middle eastern people and a white European guy appears, tells everyone he’s the son of God and that there is no option but to follow him or else everyone is going to burn in hell … they probably thought he was completely nuts