Horrifyingly enough this actually happened lmao
Sell the sizzle, not the quake
Submitted 3 weeks ago by JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8ef9d8dc-8dc4-4559-a2ab-fc5093f656a9.jpeg
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Auntievenim@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
(wikipedia link)
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
The president of the supermarket company, as well as various employees, were later sentenced to prison terms for their actions during the fire.
Meanwhile, Amazon delivery drivers are fired if they don’t make deliveries when a tornado is in their area.
samus12345@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
After the fire broke out, exits were locked to prevent people from stealing merchandise.
I hope after everything was repaired as many people went out of their way to shoplift there as possible.
Auntievenim@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Absolutely brilliant that I didn’t even have to give context and you knew EXACTLY what I was talking about
Thank you for the link! I couldn’t remember the names or where it happened but I thought of the story immediately
twopi@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
It looks like Paraguay needs a Luigi 🟢.
Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The meal was fire*
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
AI generated slop🤮
Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
if insurance doesnt cover this we need more insurance luigis
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It feels like this was made with ai but i could be wrong My head is gonna explode
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
[deleted]Little8Lost@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The dog picture was my concern
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hmmm, free meal or risk my life to pay, now that is a difficult decision.
Hupf@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
For every rule there’s a story.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
California?
Also more seriously just gimmie your cash app barcode as I run out the door we good.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
God: There’s ample of warning and time for you to run, why are you still in the building?
You: in a line paying my meal.