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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stealing this if my kid comes out

  Or if they tell me they’re dating anyone actually

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can’t steal this. My kid can cook very well. :-(

    sadly eats delicious five course meal

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    • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just change it for anything your kids are bad at

      Fix computers, do renovations, fix cars, clean up…

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is, in all earnest, the most intense humblebrag I have encountered in years. I am seething with envy but also genuinely happy for you lmao

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He missed the perfect opportunity to say “Hi Bi, I’m Dad.”

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’s the bi that builds the boats…

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dad could teach their child to cook though

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  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe the dad doesn’t know how to cook, either. It’s just a whole family tree of dads who can’t cook.

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    • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dads an adult they can learn and pass the knowledge on.

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mcdonald’s cook for me

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