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He missed the perfect opportunity to say “Hi Bi, I’m Dad.”
Submitted 2 months ago by boxershorts@reddthat.com to [deleted]
He missed the perfect opportunity to say “Hi Bi, I’m Dad.”
I’s the bi that builds the boats…
Dad could teach their child to cook though
Maybe the dad doesn’t know how to cook, either. It’s just a whole family tree of dads who can’t cook.
Dads an adult they can learn and pass the knowledge on.
Mcdonald’s cook for me
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Stealing this if my kid comes out
Or if they tell me they’re dating anyone actually
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 months ago
I can’t steal this. My kid can cook very well. :-(
sadly eats delicious five course meal
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Just change it for anything your kids are bad at
Fix computers, do renovations, fix cars, clean up…
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is, in all earnest, the most intense humblebrag I have encountered in years. I am seething with envy but also genuinely happy for you lmao