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goddammit Ralph

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Bort@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • MajinBlayze@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The moral of this story: pee on your dog

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  • macro_byte@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fun fact: Thunder does help plants grow, more specifically lighting does. When it lightnings the nitrogen in the air is split apart and combines with the oxygen in the air to form nitrogen oxide and gets washed down by rain into the soil and is absorbed by plants. After some lightning plants will usually look extra green.

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  • DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why shouldn’t a dog lick their paws? Or is that part of the joke?

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    • BetaBlake@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only if they are doing it too much, It can be signs of an injury or allergies.

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      • abcdqfr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No symptoms! Only health!

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    • adj16@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They often do it very loudly and sloppily and it’s just annoying/gross. Especially when they’re doing it a foot away from you right when you’re trying to fall asleep

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      • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Lol, try having a cat. I often wake up to mine tapping me on the head with his outstretched leg whilst licking it.

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  • tauren@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thanks for sharing your wisdom, Ralph.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good boy. Matty is actually a doctor working at a free clinic and that fentanyl will only be used in a medicinal capacity.

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    • FauxLiving@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I read it on the Internet and so I know it’s true

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  • adj16@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What exactly is “raise your words” supposed to mean?

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      it means use better language/expression/figures of speech instead of using simplistic trump speech style.

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      • adj16@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Is that what it actually means or what you expected it to mean given context?

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    • madjo@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You have to stand on a step stool before you can speak.

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    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It doesn’t mean anything lol

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    • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think in this case it’s along the lines of “kill them with kindness” given the rain and thunder thing

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  • MasterFlamingo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love Ralph

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