goddammit Ralph

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• macro_byte@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fun fact: Thunder does help plants grow, more specifically lighting does. When it lightnings the nitrogen in the air is split apart and combines with the oxygen in the air to form nitrogen oxide and gets washed down by rain into the soil and is absorbed by plants. After some lightning plants will usually look extra green.

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• MajinBlayze@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The moral of this story: pee on your dog

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Good boy. Matty is actually a doctor working at a free clinic and that fentanyl will only be used in a medicinal capacity.

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  • FauxLiving@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I read it on the Internet and so I know it’s true

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• adj16@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What exactly is “raise your words” supposed to mean?

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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    it means use better language/expression/figures of speech instead of using simplistic trump speech style.

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    • adj16@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Is that what it actually means or what you expected it to mean given context?

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  • madjo@feddit.nl ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You have to stand on a step stool before you can speak.

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  • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It doesn’t mean anything lol

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  • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think in this case it’s along the lines of “kill them with kindness” given the rain and thunder thing

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• DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why shouldn’t a dog lick their paws? Or is that part of the joke?

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  • BetaBlake@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Only if they are doing it too much, It can be signs of an injury or allergies.

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    • abcdqfr@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No symptoms! Only health!

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  • adj16@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They often do it very loudly and sloppily and it’s just annoying/gross. Especially when they’re doing it a foot away from you right when you’re trying to fall asleep

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• tauren@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Thanks for sharing your wisdom, Ralph.

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• MasterFlamingo@lemm.ee ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I love Ralph

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