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Foiled again 😩

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacNCheezus@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Honestly this would get you laid a lot more anyways.

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    • coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      For one thing, almost no woman cares about the size of one’s dick. You’ll mostly see a woman talk about dick size only if it’s too big and painful.

      For some reason though, men seem to be heavily invested in dicks.

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      • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Men love dicks

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      • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        is 47 cm enough?

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        For some reason though, men seem to be heavily invested in dicks.

        Which makes it all the more tragic that the John Holmes Index dropped 12 more points today 📉

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    • Sybilvane@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      We’ll duh, chocobos are awesome!

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  • jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I have a buddy that has a above average penis and his wife has below average vagina. They barely have intercourse. They mostly do non intercourse stuff.

    It actually pretty bad now that they want kids. They are considering IVF since it hurts too much for his wife.

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  • nailingjello@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Do you really think I asked for a twelve inch PIANIST.

    (punchline from a different joke of the same genre)

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    • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      xkcd.com/532/

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    • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      youtu.be/5BQbyjZi6WE

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  • pmk@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Was the wish also to ride it?

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I think the home would be funnier if it wasn’t spelled out.

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Negotiating with a genie be like

    youtu.be/lM0teS7PFMo

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    • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      youtube.com/shorts/mx3X8mJ8r20

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  • MasterNerd@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Genie did you a favor, you can actually get some use out of that wish

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