Submitted 2 weeks ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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I have a buddy that has a above average penis and his wife has below average vagina. They barely have intercourse. They mostly do non intercourse stuff.
It actually pretty bad now that they want kids. They are considering IVF since it hurts too much for his wife.
Do you really think I asked for a twelve inch PIANIST.
(punchline from a different joke of the same genre)
Was the wish also to ride it?
I think the home would be funnier if it wasn’t spelled out.
Negotiating with a genie be like
Genie did you a favor, you can actually get some use out of that wish
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Honestly this would get you laid a lot more anyways.
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
For one thing, almost no woman cares about the size of one’s dick. You’ll mostly see a woman talk about dick size only if it’s too big and painful.
For some reason though, men seem to be heavily invested in dicks.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Men love dicks
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
is 47 cm enough?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Which makes it all the more tragic that the John Holmes Index dropped 12 more points today 📉
Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
We’ll duh, chocobos are awesome!