Honestly if heaven is filled with people who pedal shit like that, I’ll gladly spend an eternity in fire than suffer a moment with them
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Submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmm@lemm.ee 2 months ago
cm0002@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I have long said that should heaven/hell be actually real heaven is just full of pearl clutchers and prudes who view “fun” as evil and the real party is in hell and all that “eternal damnation” crap is just from their viewpoint and Satan is actually a pretty chill dude lol
SoupBrick@pawb.social 2 months ago
Me jacking off to establish a trade route with hell.
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
I’m summoning Satan this very instant so I can make a deal to end class inequalities.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 months ago
Thank you for your noble sacrifice.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
“Idle hands are the devil’s plaything.”
See, if I don’t masturbate and let my hands be idle, that’s when Satan will get me.
Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Rip and tear
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
your bed will explode
toxiczombie@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I wish
lolrightythen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ugh. It won’t let me copy that hell yeah
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
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lolrightythen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I love you!
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
My office chair is also in hell.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
So, how often do you have to drive manually for the portal? You know, just so I can be prepared and have some sulphur and goat blood in the fridge
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I literally finished masturbating and opened Lemmy, and this was the first post I saw. Now how do I get to hell?
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Hence the expression, “to ring the devil’s doorbell.”
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 2 months ago
They look like a nice couple
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I didn’t think masturbation needed the advocacy, but here we are.
Placebonickname@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I have been going to hell every day since I turned off the adult filter settings on google chrome.