卄乇ㄥㄥ　ㄚ乇卂卄

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I didn’t think masturbation needed the advocacy, but here we are.

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  • Placebonickname@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have been going to hell every day since I turned off the adult filter settings on google chrome.

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• Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmm@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Honestly if heaven is filled with people who pedal shit like that, I’ll gladly spend an eternity in fire than suffer a moment with them

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have long said that should heaven/hell be actually real heaven is just full of pearl clutchers and prudes who view “fun” as evil and the real party is in hell and all that “eternal damnation” crap is just from their viewpoint and Satan is actually a pretty chill dude lol

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• SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Me jacking off to establish a trade route with hell.

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• coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m summoning Satan this very instant so I can make a deal to end class inequalities.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thank you for your noble sacrifice.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Idle hands are the devil’s plaything.”

  See, if I don’t masturbate and let my hands be idle, that’s when Satan will get me.

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• Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Rip and tear

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  • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sounds painful. Maybe take it easy for a few days, mate.

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    • Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  your bed will explode

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• toxiczombie@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wish

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• lolrightythen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ugh. It won’t let me copy that hell yeah

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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    卄乇ㄥㄥ　ㄚ乇卂卄

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    • lolrightythen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I love you!

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My office chair is also in hell.

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• LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So, how often do you have to drive manually for the portal? You know, just so I can be prepared and have some sulphur and goat blood in the fridge

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• Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I literally finished masturbating and opened Lemmy, and this was the first post I saw. Now how do I get to hell?

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• Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hence the expression, “to ring the devil’s doorbell.”

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• Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They look like a nice couple

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