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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The cup is big enough to fully put it inside the bowl before pouring. Skill issue.

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  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cereal is now stuck to the bottom of the cup.

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• don@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Their mistake was not moving the bowl while pouring. Move the target to meet the arrow.

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh, my favorite. Compensation mechanism that works well enough to be barely functional but never actually solves the problem.

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• moakley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Statistician: “Nailed it!”

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life.”

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• philthi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do it over a sink, hold both items one in each hand, pour with confidence.

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alternatively, pour it fast enough that the cup doesn’t have time to smell your fear

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  • VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    P o u r w i t h c o f i d e n c e

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• mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If it doesn’t work, try, try again, change strategy, try, try again, ask for help.

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• LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Use a spoon/fork to direct the flow, the liquid will follow the surface of the spoon, not that of the container

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