My parents lied to me about how things work on this planet. They should have raised me to lie scam cheat and steal everything I can.

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• BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But for real, can’t be easy raising kids with any sense of principals or morals these days.

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I didn’t ask to be born >:|

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Its never too late to learn.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t worry, they still taught me that it’s dangerous to actually be different.

  Too bad I didn’t listen because I was already different.

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I got taught that you can do anything if you work hard enough, and took it literally. I didn’t realize at all what competitive hellscape we lived in.

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  • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thats a great strategy to end up in an abusive employment situation if you aren’t careful too.

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Every elder Millennial I know, including myself, nodding.

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• Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s a hard time to be an idealist right now, but we’re needed more than ever.

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• Nicopf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We should have all taken a lesson from Eddie Guerrero. Viva La Raza!

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’d have to reverse those pictures for my life.

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  • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What brought about that change?

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It took me a while to grow into myself.

      I’m like the ugly duckling but mentally.

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