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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • tsiad_mordecai_miktros@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    why are they so mean what did he do

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    • dditty@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He wasn’t focused

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      • tsiad_mordecai_miktros@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        poor guy how will he feed his children now

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    • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lazing around

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      • tsiad_mordecai_miktros@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        well that’s not acceptable in this economy

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He wasn’t very bright

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      • tsiad_mordecai_miktros@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        poor guy we have to dismantle the deep state systems that allow this type of stuff to happen i dont know what its called

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    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Automation took it’s job.

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      • tsiad_mordecai_miktros@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        this is so sad i will make a post on !chadmctruthstruth@lemmy.world raising awareness

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    • Fermion@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The justification given was incoherent.

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    • madjo@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He made someone look directly into his beam.

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  • EchoSpire@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lost it’s job to AI

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    • MoonElf@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Artificial Illumination

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      • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Artificial Immolation

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  • Rudee@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Supervillain origin story if I’ve ever heard one

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  • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds like it was a 2 petawatt pulsed lase, with picosecond pulses, so 2kJ/pulse. Staggering amount of power for a pulsed laser!

    Note that it’s not CW, so the average power will be much, much, much less than the pulsed power. Too lazy to find the rep rate to see average power.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gets angry and lies himself on top of a high powered sniper rifle

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    • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s a pretty niche role, a position as part of the laser grid at a museum is much more steady

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The amount of cannons that have had to get in the unemployment line is stratospheric.

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  • sgbrain7@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know he’ll prove those guys wrong some day

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  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    • Laser is fired:
    • Laser is fired in Japan:
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  • psyklax@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Skillset too specialized. He’ll never get another job in that field.

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can’t be that powerful if they just like that got fired

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  • friendly_ghost@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    F

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  • theOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’MA FIRIN’ A mediocre employee

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well yeah, clearly because all this time he’s been a massive fraud! He’s clearly a tampon in disguise

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  • kewko@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is it because all the labs kept chasing the laser pointer?

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