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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨neutralbipolar2@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What if I'm one of those weirdos who prefers a nozzle without settings?

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    • voxl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Apparently, that gets you downvoted.

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  • UtMan1988@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    HEADLESS

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    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      With your thumb over the end of the hose!

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      • UtMan1988@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        MAXIMUM PRESSURE

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  • TheYear2525@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    For plants or masturbation?

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    • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Found the real gardener

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  • amanneedsamaid@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jet, always.

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    • soljin@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is the way

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Okay milhouse

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  • MonkderZweite@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why are there more than two settings?

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  • cikano@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I gotta say mist, though I’d probably use a watering

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  • Theero@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Shower for plants, jet for little brother

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  • beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My golden likes them all. So I started blasting…

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  • Player2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Shower for watering, jet when I need a drink

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  • GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Assuming we have yards to water.

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    • Specific_Skunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t limit yourself, hoses are also great for spraying unruly children and innocent passersby!

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      • NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I had one of the neighbors kids throw an egg at my car window once. I was spraying it down when I heard the little shit chuckling behind me so I pointed the hose in his direction to shoo him away. Mind you I didn’t actually douse him with water.

        Guess who gets upset at me? Mrs. Karen who clearly isn’t going to address the now decomposing egg on my window but pointing a harmless jet of water at their child is a step too far.

        Thankfully those assholes moved out awhile ago.

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  • Beowulf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Shower for watering plants, jet for cleaning, no nozzle if I’m going to be letting the water run across the irrigation I’ve set up for the trees

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  • maltasoron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Watering can. Hoses use too much water.

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  • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is one of the daddest dad things I’ve ever dadgone seen 😂

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  • Feugnis@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cone, let’s you chose how spread out the water comes out is by squeezing harder or softer

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  • highhomes1994@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Milhouse, is that you?

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  • harry315@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Squirter

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like it it when it goes ba BA ba BA Pa Pa

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  • Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Soaker. gimme that sloppy water

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  • Infynis@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s gotta be Cone. Still enough power along the edges to get a fine line, but enough spray to make it nice and refreshing, and satisfying

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  • MegaTony@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Center 😍

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  • olutukko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    youtu.be/jQZR25HPAqE

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  • MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I was born a shower but I always consider my self a flood

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  • GigaWerts@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    100% Jet

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