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don't be shy, speak your mind
Submitted 1 year ago by neutralbipolar2@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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UtMan1988@lemmy.world 1 year ago
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 1 year ago
With your thumb over the end of the hose!
UtMan1988@lemmy.world 1 year ago
MAXIMUM PRESSURE
TheYear2525@lemmy.world 1 year ago
For plants or masturbation?
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Found the real gardener
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Okay milhouse
MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 year ago
Why are there more than two settings?
cikano@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I gotta say mist, though I’d probably use a watering
Theero@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Shower for plants, jet for little brother
beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My golden likes them all. So I started blasting…
Player2@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Shower for watering, jet when I need a drink
GreenMario@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Assuming we have yards to water.
Specific_Skunk@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Don’t limit yourself, hoses are also great for spraying unruly children and innocent passersby!
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 1 year ago
I had one of the neighbors kids throw an egg at my car window once. I was spraying it down when I heard the little shit chuckling behind me so I pointed the hose in his direction to shoo him away. Mind you I didn’t actually douse him with water.
Guess who gets upset at me? Mrs. Karen who clearly isn’t going to address the now decomposing egg on my window but pointing a harmless jet of water at their child is a step too far.
Thankfully those assholes moved out awhile ago.
Beowulf@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Shower for watering plants, jet for cleaning, no nozzle if I’m going to be letting the water run across the irrigation I’ve set up for the trees
maltasoron@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Watering can. Hoses use too much water.
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 year ago
This is one of the daddest dad things I’ve ever dadgone seen 😂
Feugnis@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Cone, let’s you chose how spread out the water comes out is by squeezing harder or softer
highhomes1994@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Milhouse, is that you?
harry315@feddit.de 1 year ago
Squirter
match@pawb.social 1 year ago
I like it it when it goes ba BA ba BA Pa Pa
Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Soaker. gimme that sloppy water
Infynis@midwest.social 1 year ago
It’s gotta be Cone. Still enough power along the edges to get a fine line, but enough spray to make it nice and refreshing, and satisfying
MegaTony@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Center 😍
olutukko@lemmy.world 1 year ago
MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 1 year ago
I was born a shower but I always consider my self a flood
GigaWerts@lemmy.eco.br 1 year ago
100% Jet
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 1 year ago
What if I'm one of those weirdos who prefers a nozzle without settings?
voxl@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Apparently, that gets you downvoted.