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don't be shy, speak your mind
Submitted 10 months ago by neutralbipolar2@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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UtMan1988@lemmy.world 10 months ago
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 10 months ago
With your thumb over the end of the hose!
UtMan1988@lemmy.world 10 months ago
MAXIMUM PRESSURE
TheYear2525@lemmy.world 10 months ago
For plants or masturbation?
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Found the real gardener
amanneedsamaid@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Jet, always.
soljin@lemm.ee 10 months ago
This is the way
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Okay milhouse
MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 10 months ago
Why are there more than two settings?
cikano@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I gotta say mist, though I’d probably use a watering
Theero@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Shower for plants, jet for little brother
beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My golden likes them all. So I started blasting…
Player2@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Shower for watering, jet when I need a drink
GreenMario@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Assuming we have yards to water.
Specific_Skunk@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Don’t limit yourself, hoses are also great for spraying unruly children and innocent passersby!
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 10 months ago
I had one of the neighbors kids throw an egg at my car window once. I was spraying it down when I heard the little shit chuckling behind me so I pointed the hose in his direction to shoo him away. Mind you I didn’t actually douse him with water.
Guess who gets upset at me? Mrs. Karen who clearly isn’t going to address the now decomposing egg on my window but pointing a harmless jet of water at their child is a step too far.
Thankfully those assholes moved out awhile ago.
Beowulf@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Shower for watering plants, jet for cleaning, no nozzle if I’m going to be letting the water run across the irrigation I’ve set up for the trees
maltasoron@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Watering can. Hoses use too much water.
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
This is one of the daddest dad things I’ve ever dadgone seen 😂
Feugnis@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Cone, let’s you chose how spread out the water comes out is by squeezing harder or softer
highhomes1994@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Milhouse, is that you?
harry315@feddit.de 10 months ago
Squirter
match@pawb.social 10 months ago
I like it it when it goes ba BA ba BA Pa Pa
Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Soaker. gimme that sloppy water
Infynis@midwest.social 10 months ago
It’s gotta be Cone. Still enough power along the edges to get a fine line, but enough spray to make it nice and refreshing, and satisfying
MegaTony@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Center 😍
olutukko@lemmy.world 10 months ago
MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 10 months ago
I was born a shower but I always consider my self a flood
GigaWerts@lemmy.eco.br 10 months ago
100% Jet
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 10 months ago
What if I'm one of those weirdos who prefers a nozzle without settings?
voxl@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Apparently, that gets you downvoted.