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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t believe this shit!
    What they don’t tell you: - the erection works on female genitalia only - you are a lizard only long enough to awkwardly shed your skin then turn right back - you actually have to consume 5 litres of jizz to produce that 1 litre

    Think before you moss!

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      you actually have to consume 5 litres of jizz to produce that 1 litre

      How is that a downside?

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, you get to consume 5l, then that 1l, then the 0.25l after that, then the 0.05l, etc. It just doesn’t stop.

        The downside you get infinitely fat.

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When I turn into a Lizard, do I get a cloaca? Do I get a magnicifent tail?

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    • DerArzt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How bout a frill?

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who’s gonna tell Zucc that it only works on organic beings?

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hitler when he’s in Nazi hell

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  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Moss?

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s right. More cum than you can imagine.

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thats a challenging thought, and a challenge.

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  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    After the his eyes went wondering I’m glad to finally say he’s just a man

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can I take 2 out of 3?

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Eating Moss or sth

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    Idk I’m not a botanist.

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