First time I'm here!!!

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s where all the baby states are made.

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s where all the illegal immigrants feed the cows to make hamberders.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh, so it’s those darned blue states

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• Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  when I was a kid the circles I saw from the plane window really bothered me and nobody could tell me what they were. we didn’t even have dial up when I first saw them so looking them up was hard without knowing what they are called.

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They are circular farms for anyone interested. There is a rolling irrigation line that rotates around the center point.

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• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  All 13 states.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oklahoma, Alaska, Edinburgh, Boston, Sao Paulo, Arkansas, California, West Virginia, Alaska, Tennessee, Nevada, North Dakota, Florida and, of course, Taxes.

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    • nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You forgot to mention Alaska

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    #Just1700sThings

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• AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  True story: first time my ex visited my family in the Midwest. As we started descending, she saw the perfect graph paper alignment and exclaimed way too loudly just as they throttled back “WOW, IT IS REALLY FLAT”

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  • kerrypacker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You were dating a retard.

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    • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Certainly that’s what she felt like, but parts of the Midwest are strikingly flat with disturbingly regular road layouts, especially to someone who hasn’t been there before. My brother jokes that the biggest hill near him is the landfill and there’s too much truth to that

      It’s very different from the hilly area she was used to, where the joke is more like “the roads are not planned but just developed from wildlife paths “

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• _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh Lemmy Shitpost, you are a diamond in the rough.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I usually compare myself to coal, but I guess coal is just a diamond that’s rough.

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Annex us please?

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• bratorange@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve heard they are struggling with interferences in the field.

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