Just add human hair
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
CRANKING MY HOG! AROOOOOOOO
swab148@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
THAT’S ONE BIG HOG MFER, HOPE YOU POLISH THAT THING REALLY WELL SO IT DOESN’T GET A FUNGAL INFECTION
tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Thanks! I hate it
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Now instead of stubbing your pinky toe on the edge of the coffee table, you strike the edge of your toebeast™, causing the nail to split in multiple directions like a lightning bolt, causing pain & discomfort for weeks while it grows out.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m not sure if that’s worse. I’m pretty sure I broke my pinky toe on my right foot twice now on the metal feet of my coffee table.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Satire or Satyr?
moistclump@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Toe-tal
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Will it solve the kicking pain issues?
Toes@ani.social 3 weeks ago
I disapprove 😦
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Looking at this my first though is that you can fucking sell anything in this country which I guess is a confirmation of how many dumb people are out there. Second thought is it reminds me of those old magazine ads for X ray glasses. I can only imagine how much money the guy who thought up that scam made. And how many teenage boys saved up their allowace for months to buy them.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
amogus
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ftfy