Telling 👏 the 👏 truth 👏

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Damn little moochers should go and get a job!

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    American right wing mindset

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    • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Lol, they would sooner send them to orphanages than make the cost of raising a child cheaper

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• Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You owe them a fucking apology

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• BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Our child 🛠️

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• ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’ve been telling my partner this from day one. The night the baby got home, they were on their own. They could breastfeed but only if they worked it. Now a couple months in, we just put the food in their play pen and a days worth of milk. They’re smart too! Once they ran out of food and started to eat their poopy diaper.

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  • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Now that’s just efficient!

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• affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  on the other hand, the baby owes you everything. they would be nothing without you, don’t let them forget that. i started charging my kids rent the day they got home from the hospital. it’s important they learn that nothing in life is free.

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• qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I had to confirm what c/ I was looking at. This made me furrow my brow.

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  • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Im furrowing my brow right now

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Also, it’s technically true. If you don’t want your newborn, you don’t have to keep it. The problem starts when they don’t want it but keep it anyway.

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    • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Merry Christmas.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The hospital on the other hand…

  (At least here in the U.S.)

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• orcrist@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  LoL the pigs might disagree hohoho.

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• MITM0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The last time I checked YOU👏WERE👏THAT👏BABY

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