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Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca â¨4⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works â¨4⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Our child đ ď¸
ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨4⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Iâve been telling my partner this from day one. The night the baby got home, they were on their own. They could breastfeed but only if they worked it. Now a couple months in, we just put the food in their play pen and a days worth of milk. Theyâre smart too! Once they ran out of food and started to eat their poopy diaper.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Now thatâs just efficient!
affiliate@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
on the other hand, the baby owes you everything. they would be nothing without you, donât let them forget that. i started charging my kids rent the day they got home from the hospital. itâs important they learn that nothing in life is free.
qyron@sopuli.xyz â¨4⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I had to confirm what c/ I was looking at. This made me furrow my brow.
sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Im furrowing my brow right now
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Also, itâs technically true. If you donât want your newborn, you donât have to keep it. The problem starts when they donât want it but keep it anyway.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
The hospital on the other handâŚ
(At least here in the U.S.)
orcrist@lemm.ee â¨4⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
LoL the pigs might disagree hohoho.
MITM0@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
The last time I checked YOUđWEREđTHATđBABY
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world â¨4⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Damn little moochers should go and get a job!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world â¨4⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
American right wing mindset
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world â¨4⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Lol, they would sooner send them to orphanages than make the cost of raising a child cheaper