A Christmäs Støry

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Alas, a weapon worthy of waging War on Christmas! 🎄🪓

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• Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ‘You can’t give her that!’ she screamed. ‘It’s not safe!’ IT’S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY’RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. ‘She’s a child!’ shouted Crumley. IT’S EDUCATIONAL. ‘What if she cuts herself?’ THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

  Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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• danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Scandinavians when americans use ä, æ, ø, å:

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’ll chop your eye out, kid.

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• Bahnd@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Skulls make for very poor goblets… Unless you have a mortal enemy without eyes.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You fill in the eyes with rubies, silly.

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ralphie understands that you have to take skulls for the skull throne.

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