I sent my dollarz to a Nigerian Prince and the next day it doubled. What is this sorcery?
DM me so I can introduce you to the prince. 🙃
Government?
Submitted 4 months ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 4 months ago
Funnily enough there are two types of scam. One is just simply designed to get you to pay them. But the other is for money laundering where you actually do get to keep a part of the offered money. Until the police come knocking at your door, of course.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 4 months ago
No one ever sends me those scams :(
sirico@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Chev@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Run electrocty through a stone and now you have a brain. Wtf?
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Fuck 4chan
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
olafurp@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Triangle out of metal will sink without a ballast because it’ll capsize
Sergio@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Put metal triangle in water. Sinks.
Add more weight. Floats.
Problem?
olafurp@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Make it heavy so it doesn’t sink. Make it make sense
Syd@lemm.ee 4 months ago
It’s like we forgot about phosphorus being finite.
NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 4 months ago
Metal, try concrete
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Science is the newest form of magic.
MITM0@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Well who knew sand could also be smart (Ok I’m bad at this)
passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Imagine thinking cellulose can be digested, dumb trilobytes
pixelscript@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Image
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Of course not. What really happens is a bunch of house elves or oompah loompahs come out of the supply closet and quickly redecorate the entire building while you’re in there.
I thought everyone knew that.
Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Super disconercting when you’re not the one in the lift.