Government?

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• pixelscript@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Of course not. What really happens is a bunch of house elves or oompah loompahs come out of the supply closet and quickly redecorate the entire building while you’re in there.

    I thought everyone knew that.

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    • Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Super disconercting when you’re not the one in the lift.

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I sent my dollarz to a Nigerian Prince and the next day it doubled. What is this sorcery?

  DM me so I can introduce you to the prince. 🙃

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Funnily enough there are two types of scam. One is just simply designed to get you to pay them. But the other is for money laundering where you actually do get to keep a part of the offered money. Until the police come knocking at your door, of course.

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    • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No one ever sends me those scams :(

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Relevant Mitchell and Webb video

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• Chev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Run electrocty through a stone and now you have a brain. Wtf?

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fuck 4chan

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fucking magnets? How do they work?

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• Syd@lemm.ee ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s like we forgot about phosphorus being finite.

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• olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Triangle out of metal will sink without a ballast because it’ll capsize

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  • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Put metal triangle in water. Sinks.

    Add more weight. Floats.

    Problem?

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    • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Make it heavy so it doesn’t sink. Make it make sense

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• NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Metal, try concrete

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• gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Science is the newest form of magic.

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• MITM0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Well who knew sand could also be smart (Ok I’m bad at this)

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• passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Imagine thinking cellulose can be digested, dumb trilobytes

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