Snow removal

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As a Gen-X bisexual man with history of extensive travel and admittedly excessive promiscuity starting at a very young age, there is a non-zero chance that I have plowed one or both of your parents.

  Happy holidays!

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Motherfucker… 🤣

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  • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thank you for your service.

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  • dufkm@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There is a good chance you may have fathered most of the people on Lemmy

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• bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As a mom, getting plowed regularly improves my mood.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now I just want to bend over and have a snowplow barreling full speed towards my gaping asshole.

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  • Batman@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The simple things

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• smokebuddy@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  the joys of living right in front of a bus stop

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