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“Now I can see it’s the most magnificent thing I’ve ever seen…”

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The gif is even better

    Goldblum breathing

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    • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Was going to post this if someone hadn’t.

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  • Thorry84@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    PLEASE put an NFSW tag on your post.

    I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn’t contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.

    I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an antire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.

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    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah yes, the Lemmy version of The Aristocrats.

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    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is… is this a copy pasta I missed. If not it ought to be

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      • Thorry84@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s a variation on the default post causes masturbation copy-pasta. I think there are at least a couple dozen variations and most of them are glorious.

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  • loam@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

    Science is completed. Science has won.

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  • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The internet… uh… finds a way.

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, they definitely thought about this one

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    • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not long enough. And also for far too long at the same time? 😅

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  • LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We sent this as a gif to our family to announce that we were having a child, with “life, uh, found a way”

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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