Do you really want it in your body???

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• Aremel@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can’t have deoxyribonucleic acid without dihydrogen monoxide. 100% of people who have ever come in contact with it have died!

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    100% of people who have ever come in contact with it have died!

    No no, will die. 100% fatality rate for all who come in touch with it.

    I don’t know about you, but I’m still alive, some would argue. Physically at least.

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    • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s so dangerous that 100% of people who never come in contact with it also die.

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• pigup@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why is there a microscopic falafel inside my cells

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  • BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actually, that’s an avocado

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Massive financial profit reasons.

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• halfapage@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hear they’re all made of chemicals.

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• KillingAndKindess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I want yours in me 😁

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m saving my Ebola for marriage!!

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  • mectag@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that’s it – enough internet for today

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But Ebola (virus) only has RNA, not DNA.

  Why not make a mene with a virus that has a DNA genome.
  Or just just RNA (“RiboNucleic Acid”) as the example, humans need it just as much to function as DNA (“DeoxyriboNucleic Acid”).

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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “(But sure, Ebola needs our DNA in the sense that otherwise we wouldn’t be alive. But so do nuclear weapons in order to kill humans.)”

    For me, the fact that Ebola is an RNA virus made the meme more absurd and funny, in a “cut off your note to spite your face” way

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• KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Let’s campaign so that they ban it

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