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How am I supposed to get a job when I am Job?

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Squorlple@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Follow Lucifer’s example and reject God’s plan.

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    • Squorlple@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Been trying to

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      • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well shit, that’s a likeable quality right there.

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  • pimento64@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That just means you were crafted to be a writer

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    • Squorlple@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Kafka was only appreciated after his death

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      • pimento64@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Skill issue

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  • GetOffMyLan@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I got into programming when my disabilities hit as a teenager.

    So fucking lucky I did as I now get paid decent money to sit in my pjs in bed at a computer.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, for only 4 easy payments of $2,000,000 each, I can show you the ways to not be you! You know when you were 5 years old, and your mom said to just be yourself?

    She lied.

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  • MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe it’s so you can make memes on the Internet and make a complete stranger like me laugh. Thank you for that :)

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    • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re not just a bad recipe, you’re also a meme

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  • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    God describing my recipe:

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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Its for growth”

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