How am I supposed to get a job when I am Job?

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• spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Follow Lucifer’s example and reject God’s plan.

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  • Squorlple@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Been trying to

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Well shit, that’s a likeable quality right there.

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• pimento64@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That just means you were crafted to be a writer

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  • Squorlple@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Kafka was only appreciated after his death

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    • pimento64@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Skill issue

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• GetOffMyLan@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I got into programming when my disabilities hit as a teenager.

  So fucking lucky I did as I now get paid decent money to sit in my pjs in bed at a computer.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Well, for only 4 easy payments of $2,000,000 each, I can show you the ways to not be you! You know when you were 5 years old, and your mom said to just be yourself?

  She lied.

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• MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Maybe it’s so you can make memes on the Internet and make a complete stranger like me laugh. Thank you for that :)

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You’re not just a bad recipe, you’re also a meme

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• Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  God describing my recipe:

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Its for growth”

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