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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • nickhammes@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d stage a Research Ethics Committee, to make sure their data collection methods don’t have any unforeseen consequences for people who haven’t consented to them

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  • Lag@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    While this graph is speed over time, it would be more beneficial to measure particles over time so that you can also approximate the volume of each fart under each curve.

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    • Xenny@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think he graph is simply titled fart speed? The bottom part may measure audibility

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    • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How would they measure the number of particles in the first place tho ?

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      • Lag@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They already have the speed measurement, they just need to multiply that by the sphincter diameter.

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      • sevenism@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Taste test?

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      • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        How do they measure the speed?

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      • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Pooticulomometer.

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  • KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You follow up with questions on the methodology and data collection, whether they’re additionally factoring in what they’ve eaten and when, are there confounding variables, etc.

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The speed of farts is an interesting question. Definitely appreciate any new research.

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    • HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thanks for saying something because I read it as “Farts Peed” and was concerned.

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Very curious how they’re measuring speed…

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    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Reaction time in elevators.

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    • 200ok@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      BAP = 10

      PFOOOOOOOooooooo = 1.5

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  • mombutt_long_and_low@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This belongs in dataisbeautiful.

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  • propter_hog@hexbear.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So y is speed, but what’s x?

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    • Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m guessing Audio, but no clue.

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  • mathemachristian@hexbear.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Very close to the brown limit

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