Submitted 1 month ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/59badf37-ad97-4be0-99c0-bcb00cc78729.jpeg
OoOOOooooOOOooo our debit machine doesn’t have a tip percentage feature
OoOOoooOOOoo you said goodbye to someone and both have to walk in the same direction still
OOOOoOOOOOOoooo they brought you the wrong order at a restaurant
OooOoooOooO you have to book an appointment over the phone!
Guess I’ll just die
OOOOoOOOOOOoooo running into literally anyone from high school
OOOOoOOOOOOoooo being stuck in an unwanted conversation with a talkative stranger or distant relative
OOOOoOOOOOOoooo getting invited to a pyramid scheme party by a close friend
OOOOoOOOOOOoooo hearing an unexpected knock at the door
OooooOoooOoo the waitress brought you a baked potato instead rad of french fries
You accept your fate and start to eat it.
A bit later, the waitress comes back with your fries, apologies for the mix-up (the potato was for the table next to you) and asks why you didn’t say something.
The people at the table next to you can hear the entire conversation.
The running into the ex one isn’t as scary as running into your ex, whom you hate, because they were an absuvie, gaslighting cunt that you never want to see again.
OooooOoooOoo you made plans and can’t think of a good excuse to cancel
“I just shit myself and have to go home and shower, then book an appointment for a car detailer. Never getting a burger at the chinese restaurant again.”
I have to return some videotapes.
OoooooOOooooooOoooOoO I can see dead other people
Wonder whats on side B
Where did you even get a player in 2024?
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 month ago
OooOOOOoooOOOOOoooo Everyone is going to go around and say something about themselves…