I want one. But only if it screams, “ALAM! ALAM!” when it’s set off.
Every home should have one
Submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
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Comments
Pissman2020@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Woa-oh black betty
_stranger_@lemmy.world 5 months ago
AMBEL
RAMPS
random_character_a@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Smorks can be dangerous if their natural food sources are disrupted,
nialv7@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They put “smok alam” there and their boss was like “you missed an R there bud” and they were like “i got you”
Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Sounds Australian
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Mine keeps repeatedly asking me about my car’s extended warranty
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 months ago
“SMORK ALAM” sounds like something out of a surreal meme. All it missing is Meme Man smoking a cigarette in front of it.
JATtho@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
o ou mean smirk?
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
i prefer smonk alonks
SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
When the light is green, the smork is clean
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
When the light is brown the smork is frown.