Every home should have one

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• SurfinBird@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When the light is green, the smork is clean

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When the light is brown the smork is frown.

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• pezhore@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I want one. But only if it screams, “ALAM! ALAM!” when it’s set off.

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  • BleakBluets@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Woah oh oh Blek Berty”

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  • fossphi@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    • Mim@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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• Pissman2020@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Woa-oh black betty

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    AMBEL

    RAMPS

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Smorks can be dangerous if their natural food sources are disrupted,

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• Sasquatch@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds Australian

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• nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They put “smok alam” there and their boss was like “you missed an R there bud” and they were like “i got you”

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• desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  saynotosmokedetectors.com

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mine keeps repeatedly asking me about my car’s extended warranty

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “SMORK ALAM” sounds like something out of a surreal meme. All it missing is Meme Man smoking a cigarette in front of it.

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• JATtho@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  o ou mean smirk?

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i prefer smonk alonks

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