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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨blackn1ght@feddit.uk⁩ to ⁨britishproblems@feddit.uk⁩

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Portugese”

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    • blackn1ght@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I didn’t spot that!

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  • thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    UK : English (Traditional) US : English (Simplified)

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    • teft@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ours is the traditional pronunciation. You fucks changed it after we left because you didn’t like to sound like provincial rebels.

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      • MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Christ, we can’t even have a c/britishproblems without the yanks coming and sticking their oars in.

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      • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We didn’t start talking like “yeehaw partner this gas station has some skibidi rizz, no cap fanum tax!”

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    • dvlsg@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To be fair, English could really use some simplification. It’s fucking bonkers.

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      • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Webster should have spelled the words the way they sounded while he was dropping all those u’s.

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  • Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Aww is the empire sad they got out-empired?

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  • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You guys invented English, we perfected it.

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    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      *butchered it

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      • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, well, y’all’rn’t doin’ anything interesting with it, so we made it better.

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    • xpinchx@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s all a bit shit tbh mate

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      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nah, but it is shite

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    • Cube6392@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      took out some unnecessary letters, changed how to spell gray so everyone’s always confused about which is right. overall good stuff

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, to be fair, we did win the war, so we (in effect) conquered England, which means we took ownership of the language as spoils of war.

    I have no vested interest in that statement, but will argue vehemently in favor of it for entertainment purposes.

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  • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This disgusts me as well

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  • rayquetzalcoatl@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ew

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