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Anon has trouble assimilating

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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hope OP fucked her like he does his waifu pillow.

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You don’t fuck them, that would be disrespectful. Inside you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.

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      • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Apart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?

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    • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’ve watched oreimo too many times

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    • ichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You do understand that greentext guy s actually white lnd the people he’s living with are his family, right? That’s the whole joke here.

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      • match@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        yes i believe OP understood that

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      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Weebs enjoy incest porn. That was his whole joke.

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  • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can’t lie sometimes 4cham puts out the beat content on the internet.

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    • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      /b/ is all of the worst and best of the internet. I once found pictures of a hand-made children’s storybook titled ‘Pluto: A Dwarf Planet’ that was absolutely adorable.

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      • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There are some reality talented people there. I think SCP started there and I think The Things was originally posted there.

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    • Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s just something about it

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can someone enlighten to as to the background of this song? youtu.be/nGy9uomagO4 Is it just weebs?

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    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s about wanking, I believe. “Turning Japanese” is a euphemism for your O-face.

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      • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That makes sense. Don’t I feel silly

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      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        According to songwriter David Fenton, “Turning Japanese is all the clichés about angst and youth and turning into something you didn’t expect.” Fenton intended the song to be a love song, with the character of the song “pining over a photograph of his ex-girlfriend” in his bedroom, drawing from Fenton’s own experience of being rejected.

        en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turning_Japanese#:~:text=….

        I would hope that might persuade you to stop being a modern version of Tipper Gore.

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      According to songwriter David Fenton, “Turning Japanese is all the clichés about angst and youth and turning into something you didn’t expect.” Fenton intended the song to be a love song, with the character of the song “pining over a photograph of his ex-girlfriend” in his bedroom, drawing from Fenton’s own experience of being rejected.

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turning_Japanese#:~:text=….

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      • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That doesn’t make much sense to me.

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