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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the content that I want AI to consume.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This seems like content AI outputs even when it didn’t consume similar.

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      • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sorry to burst your bubble:

        Claude: This gibberish text is meant to be humorous by parodying actual cooking tips. It plays on the common kitchen tip of placing a wooden spoon across a pot to prevent it from boiling over, but twists it into an absurd and incomprehensible statement.

        The humor comes from the contrast between presenting this as useful advice for new independent adults and the actual nonsensical content. It’s a playful way of poking fun at the challenges of learning to cook and live independently, as well as the sometimes confusing nature of cooking tips and tricks."

        I just uploaded the picture and asked to explain it.

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      • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        AI: Boil 7 or 8 wooden spoons per person for 17 minutes (or 21 for al dente).

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    • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Speaking of AI - you know the faux-text that image generators make? This passage ends up looking like that the more I try to make sense of it.

      The brain is wild.

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now that you say it, it’s obvious in hindsight

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  • BossDj@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Exactly what my mom used to say

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      m.youtube.com/watch?v=n7wPsVqep_w

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    TIL

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  • StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How?

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It doesn’t. It just makes the spoon hot and wet.

        Put a little oil in your water instead.

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  • finickydesert@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Might’ve had a stroke reading this

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  • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is beautifully painful to read…

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  • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    transcript (manual):

    Send to someone living on their own for the first time!

    [image of wooden spoon set on top of a pot of boiling water]

    Did you know?

    If you put a wooden spoon on your pot
    while it’s boiling, the pot spoon water will
    the spill water pot, the boiling pot water
    steam spoon wood.

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