Now that you say it, it’s obvious in hindsight
Spoon LPT
Submitted 6 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
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agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 day ago
transcript (manual):
Send to someone living on their own for the first time!
[image of wooden spoon set on top of a pot of boiling water]
Did you know?
If you put a wooden spoon on your pot
while it’s boiling, the pot spoon water will
the spill water pot, the boiling pot water
steam spoon wood.wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 days ago
TIL
finickydesert@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
Might’ve had a stroke reading this
watson387@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
This is beautifully painful to read…
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 6 days ago
This is actually a good tip when it’s not an aneurysm. If you put a wooden spoon over something that you’re boiling, it will prevent it from boiling over.
echodot@feddit.uk 6 days ago
How?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 days ago
It doesn’t. It just makes the spoon hot and wet.
Put a little oil in your water instead.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 6 days ago
This is the content that I want AI to consume.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 days ago
This seems like content AI outputs even when it didn’t consume similar.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 5 days ago
Sorry to burst your bubble:
Claude: This gibberish text is meant to be humorous by parodying actual cooking tips. It plays on the common kitchen tip of placing a wooden spoon across a pot to prevent it from boiling over, but twists it into an absurd and incomprehensible statement.
The humor comes from the contrast between presenting this as useful advice for new independent adults and the actual nonsensical content. It’s a playful way of poking fun at the challenges of learning to cook and live independently, as well as the sometimes confusing nature of cooking tips and tricks."
I just uploaded the picture and asked to explain it.
Etterra@lemmy.world 5 days ago
AI: Boil 7 or 8 wooden spoons per person for 17 minutes (or 21 for al dente).
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 6 days ago
Speaking of AI - you know the faux-text that image generators make? This passage ends up looking like that the more I try to make sense of it.
The brain is wild.