Well, this is depressing. Hope 4chan person was able to get out of that. If you see a bigger person at the gym, don’t ridicule them. Motivate them
Anon finds the secret to losing weight
Submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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EABOD25@lemm.ee 8 months ago
bangsnooter@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Motivate them
to do heroin
sinkingship@mander.xyz 8 months ago
Someone, who ridicules people for some characteristic while they are in the process of improving that characteristic, have understood so little about life.
Banichan@dormi.zone 8 months ago
I can’t believe you fell for a greentext joke
cheddar@programming.dev 8 months ago
Don’t ridicule them. Motivate them not to fall for a greentext anymore.
imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
[deleted]cheddar@programming.dev 8 months ago
Gay: anon lost weight riding dicks
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Anon is a carnivore.
XTL@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Hey, $20 is $20.
Promethiel@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Too pricy. Good ol’ depression is free and can overpower hunger signals if you languish long enough.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
This is why I wish I had a fortune teller to say exactly when I am going to die. If you knew you were going to go out on a certain date, you could abuse opiates for months before your body gets used to them and then avoid the eventual darkness of deep addiction.
Amir@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
And then it turns out you die from the overdose that you caused yourself
deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 8 months ago
Buy one depression and get a heroine for free
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 8 months ago
Fake: anon loses weight Gay: anon becomes a good boy of the trainer
dukatos@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Hey, as long it works
Randomgal@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
The best weight loss diet is: Drugs and sleep for breakfast/supper
sazey@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If it is stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid.
ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Do fitness instructors really get sick of individuals in their class? Isn’t it kind of their job to push all levels of fitness?
Could this even be… Dare I say… Fake?
psud@aussie.zone 8 months ago
I doubt a heroine user would have the motivation to post on 4chan. I’m counting this one as a “heroine users are skinny” joke
SirDerpy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’d never worked out in my life. So, I visited many gyms, found a mom & pop, and hired the trainer free from corporate constraints.
My second session he said, “You might be better off doing bodyweight exercises at home for a few weeks.”
I told him that there was absolutely no way I’d form this habit by myself. I needed him to hold me accountable. I needed a routine.
We did bodyweight exercises at the gym for a few weeks. We set goals of a certain number of push ups, (band assisted) pull ups, sit ups, and (I forgot the name of the hamstring exercise) to “earn” my way back to the machines and free weights.
I can definitely understand how a trainer could get frustrated with an individual. But, a trainer that sends a noob home simply sucks. They should at least provide a referral to another trainer.
Jolteon@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
No, it’s both green text and on Lemmy. Both of which are absolute indicators of it being real.
cheddar@programming.dev 8 months ago
Fitness instructors are people, some can easily be like that - why not? There are people who suck at their job in every field. But given the heroin ending, hopefully this is fake.
DillyDaily@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Get tired? No, get a sense of sorrow in professional failure and apathy when someone’s level of ability is fundamentally misaligned to the class.m, hell yes.
I’m an adult educator, so while not a fitness instructor, I teach adults life skills, including health and nutrition.
We aren’t paid to be individual tutors, but the fact is that some learners need one on one training, or additional time, or a slower pace, or a totally customised syllabus and resource package for their needs.
There’s nothing tiring about this.
But there’s also nothing we can do. You learn quickly in this job to say “I recommend a more entry level class, or starting with a some home learning” or you burn out trying to juggle 25 different levels of need in a class of 25.
MHanak@lemmy.world 8 months ago
For it to be fake it would have to be gay, which i doubt it is
Taleya@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Ahahahahhahah no. Their job is to spruik gym memberships
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I could see it happening if someone was struggling so much that it was causing issues for the group.