Anon is Wario

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m not sure what other outcome this woman could reasonably have expected.

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  • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For real, especially if they were role playing up to that point. I know all the Wario stans would gladly take a hot glazing of Warium to the face but you gotta expect the waaaaaaaaaaah.

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  • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She’s probably as autistic as OP but she probably a cute girl so had load of normal guys smashing and didn’t really have to think about much.

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• RangerJosie@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This sounds like one of those teen movies from the early 2000s.

  This whole scenario could have been Stifler from American Pie. Dare you to tell me I’m wrong.

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  • NegativeInf@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d rent that at the BlockBuster for ¢99.

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re wrong

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    • Huschke@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But… but… he dared you… How dare you!

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    • RangerJosie@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      /slaps you with a steel gauntlet of enduring numbness +4

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• xantoxis@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean, how could you not

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  • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    antidepressants?

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    • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      too real

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  • deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    terminal cancer

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  RP verisimilitude > enjoyable sex

  I don’t make the rules

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  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I had to look that word up

    sex noun 1. (chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse. “they enjoyed talking about sex”

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    • BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Where did you find that definition? That wasn’t the definition I remembered so I looked it up too and I found what I thought it was but not what you found. Was that on urban dictionary?

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• Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  imma Wario ima gonna cum!

  This better not awaken anything in me.jpeg

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• 2ugly2live@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just because of that? Was the rest of the sex also disappointing?

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He wario’d to completion

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• pigup@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  fake && gay

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• ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Was anon’s spouse the Mario at the swinger party?

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• feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nobody would get horny at that party.

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  • bilb@lem.monster ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you kidding? I’m getting horny over here just masturbating about it.

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    • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You did not had to share this fact with us.

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  • bizzle@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nerds know how to get down, bro.

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