Stupid ass star

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• OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But it’s not the Sun’s fault. It shone brightly all day. It’s those asshole clouds that stopped it moments before it arrived to shine in your eyes.

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  • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m happy at least the Sun has time to rest at night, it would be so hard to keep shining all day

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    • cheddar@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m afraid the sun is not resting at night, it’s having fun with the other side of the planet… heating the turtle’s belly.

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s not really even that big of a star.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you can’t eat it in one bite, its too big

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Stars that small are much scarier monsters.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I always heard that anything more than a handful is a waste.

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s the Goldilocks of atars, just right.

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• Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stupid-ass star or stupid ass-star? Because there is a difference 😅

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s an XKCD for that, but I’m lazy.

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    • TWeaK@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s one of the OG ones, ass-car: xkcd.com/37/

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve given up. Wake up to rain, maybe stay home Saturday afternoon? Afternoon storms forecasted, skip the camp visit? Nah. I’m going anyway, been burned too many times. Worst I can do is strap on the rain gear and walk around, or futz in the tent or shed until the inevitable solar breakthrough.

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  • meep_launcher@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Honestly, that’s the way to do it. Just dress right, but push through. It doesn’t matter if it’s cloudy, rainy, snowing, hailing- you RUN. You know you can’t stop. You have to find a way out. You pull out your phone to turn on the flashlight, but just as you get the flash to turn on, the At&t logo came up and your phone died. But in the flash you could swear you saw a barn in the distance, or at least something metallic. You keep moving towards it until you hear a car pull up. You didn’t realize there was a road so close by, but as the headlights scan across the trees, you see what you thought was a Barn.

    The cold lifeless eyes of Sam gazed past you as you are forced to see what remained of him. He had bled out from the throat, and it was clear that an animal didn’t do this because the cut was clean and the knife used was pinning him into the tree. You shriek as the your friend who you knew since a child lay before you, but immediately find cover when you hear the car door slam shut. The light from the headlights stayed on as blades of light streamed past you into the forest beyond. You could hide in the shadows, but you don’t know if they saw you, so you decided to stay put while you hear footsteps stumble through the forest. The leaves are crunching around, but not in any particular direction so you might have a chance. You press yourself closely to the tree when you hear the footsteps stop. Any hope you had of hiding was done and you knew it. It’s time. Run.

    You bolt out from the tree and run to the car that was still running. You hear an animalistic roar come from the thing that found you. You had a head start, and you are making the most of it. “Push push push” you tell yourself. You were a runner since a child and this is what you prepared for. You sprint to the car to find it’s a 1990s Ford pickup truck. There’s rust on the hood but the door is open. You get inside and close the door. The keys were left in the ignition so you slam reverse, turn around, and speed down the road.

    You are driving as fast as you can as you hear the gravel popping and flying as you go. You look down at the fuel gauge and see that you are almost empty. You panic. Where are you going? You don’t know, you just know you are going AWAY. Your heart suddenly lifts as you see a freeway sign ahead. You head for it, when suddenly the rear window smashes open. In your panic you hit the gas more, but the road curved. You swerve to catch the turn but you over steer. You slam on the break but it’s too late. You see a tree flash in your headlights just as you smashed into it. Your head hits the steering wheel and you blackout for a moment, coming back dazed and confused, but you feel a hand at your throat. He had played the long game. He set the trap, and you took the bait. He waited for you every step of the way, and even when you pulled off the impossible, he still had you. Through the mashed window, the bloodied hand pulls you back out into the darkness. You finally get a good look. You heard the stories but you never wanted to believe them, but here he was, flesh and blood taking you to your death. Here he was.

    Shia LaBeouf.

    So basically you get to choose the kind of day you have, no matter the weather.

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• raynethackery@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Has anyone found that they have become more sensitive to the sun as they’ve gotten older?

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