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Big year!

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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh man, I only saw the community name this is posted in after reading this 3 times. I feel relieved.

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    • jonne@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, is this AI generated or something? Wtf does this mean?

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      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Jenna Ortega said that Taylor Swift “had a big year” (presumably sarcastically) after hearing that the previous story- in which a show was nearly delayed by a cardigan accident- was in fact, false.

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      • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I just assumed I’m out of touch.

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    • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh God it’s not me!!!..

      … better call off the ambulance now.

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    • rozwud@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same! I really thought there was something wrong with my brain for a minute there.

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  • PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    THIS is the purpose of this community

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  • apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Translation, I believe:

    Jenna Ortega said of Taylor Swift “Taylor’s had a big year” after Jenna accurately identified that Jimmy Fallon lied about an anecdote (that he made up).

    The anecdote was that his cardigan had become stuck to her Lover bodysuit almost causing a delay before a “The Eras Tour” show in London in June.

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m just tripping up on the line

      her Lover bodysuit

      What the hell does that mean. Shouldn’t it be “her lover’s bodysuit” except that doesn’t make sense.

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      • apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        She had an album called Lover and this bodysuit is what she wears when she performs that part of the show.

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Please explain dear God

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Jimmy Fallon is a lying loser

      Cute celebrity offers unrelated commentary on TayTay

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      • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Jacket?

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That summary is so close to English that it’s hard to decide which meaning gits going with.

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  • dastechniker@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I understood it first try, am I going to live?

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    • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You… are the greatest guitar player I have ever seen.

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  • Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everything smells like copper when trying to decipher this. Am I gonna see another sunrise?

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  • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    transcript (manual):

    🚨 | Jenna Ortega on Taylor Swift after accurately identifying Jimmy Fallon fib that his cardigan was stuck to her Lover bodysuit almost causing delay before a ‘The Eras Tour’ show in London in June!

    “Taylor’s had a big year”

    [two images of people. idk who they are]

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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