God of Death

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• esc27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pluto was demoted in 2006, Harambe was killed in 2016. We are not ready for 2026.

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  • Dagnet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    2026 better be the zombie apocalypse, if we keep getting the other catastrophes first there won’t be enough people to become zombies

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    • SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Protomolecule zombies

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is a good theory. Mine has been that the Mayan calendar was right, but the end of the world is a slower process than we all assumed.

  Maybe Pluto and Cizin are tag teaming.

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  • NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a whimper.

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    • troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And thunderous applause

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• Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Millions of asteroids would like a word…

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      and charon, which is in mutual orbit with pluto and not that much smaller

      which really shows how much the average “pluto is a planet” person actually knows about space, lol

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The way I look at it, we didn’t lose a planet. We gained several others as dwarf planets. Dwarf planets are still planets after all. Pluto is their king. And if there’s one thing we should have all learned by now it’s that you don’t mess with dwarf kings.

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• Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Uh, the planet isn’t named after some old Roman guy sweaty, it’s named after Goofy’s dog.

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• troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pluto never changed; we did.

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• NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That would explain our current predicament pretty well.

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• fsxylo@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  At least half of the reason is that 2012 was roughly when a lot of millennials graduated from highschool and had to get jobs and pay bills and shit.

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• Dequei@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nasa?

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